The Gentle Sounds of Beavis and Butthead
"assmunch.wav" [21k] Butthead: "Assmunch"
"bareass.wav" [31k] Beavis: "Butthead! Butthead! Come here, quick! Bare ass on TV!"
"bbcool.wav" [19k] Butthead: "This is gonna be cool"
"beatch.wav" [26k] Beavis: "Droppin' plates on yo' ass, biyatch."
"boioing.wav" [70k] Beavis: "Yeah...hehehe ... boioioioing ... hehehehehe"
"brbpotty.wav" [75k] Beavis: "Ladies and gentlemen, Butthead is in the toilet"
"chick.wav" [47k] Beavis: "Yeah, yeah, we need a chick who's cool"
"chickahoy.wav" [26k] Butthead: "Whoa ... chick ahoy"
"chron2.wav" [16k] Butthead: "You know, we could, like, go to jail for this?"
"cornholi.wav" [36k] Beavis: "I am the great Cornholio"
"dork.wav" [33k] Butthead: "Hehehe ... what a dork ... hehehe"
"dumbass.wav" [23k] Butthead: "Dumbass"
"feelmom.wav" [36k] Butthead: "That's not how I feel your mother" Beavis: "Shut up, fartknocker"
"fingerpt.wav" [50k] Butthead: "Uh, it's, like, this dude, and he's, uh, you know, auditioning his finger puppets"
"good.wav" [22k] Butthead: "Uh, pretty good"
"great1.wav" [24k] Beavis: "I am Cornholio. I need teepee for my bunghole"
"jump01.wav" [32k] Butthead: "Life sucks"
"jump02.wav" [13k] Beavis: "Then you die"
"lookdick.wav" [25k] Beavis: "You look like a dick"
"score.wav" [95k] Beavis: "I always imagined, you know, like, if I was ever gonna score, you know, I'd be, like, going uh hehe yaya oooha ... you know, stuff like that"
"smacku.wav" [28k] Butthead: "Don't make me smack you"
"suckb4.wav" [33k] Butthead: "This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before"
"teepee.wav" [18k] Beavis: "You will give me teepee, Bungholio"
"threaten.wav" [41k] Beavis: "Are you threatening me?"
"upthebut.wav" [73k] Beavis: "Come on, Butthead, I get the grapes" Butthead: "It's not gonna taste like grapes when it's up your butt"